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Monday, October 14, 2019

Unauthorized Wedding Photos

Since no one reads my blog these exclusive early release wedding photos won't be seen by any of the wedding families, right? Mums the word. I'm selling them to People magazine.
Recap with details tomorrow, though it was a beautiful wedding.

Father of the bride did a good job.

Ceil, Jeanie Veazey Thomas, mother of the bride Dawn,
Marylee, Nancy.
During the reception the wedding photographers displayed wedding pictures on a laptop for all to see. Bride Emily and sister Rachel, Emily's maid of honor, take a look.

Thursday worked until 7:45. Rough day. Kept getting interrupted with questions from Texas Alabama NC and other departments. Spent an hour doing double work for purchasing. Rough. Was late getting home.

Friday morning packed the car and left after nine. Stopped at noon in Augusta first at Chickfila, then to the Anthropologie final closeout store, which was having their grand opening in their new location that day. Dropped off Ceil and gassed up the car. Ceil had me stand in line for her, but we weren't back on the interstate until 2 pm - a two hour stop. I did get through a bunch of emails.

Arrived in Jefferson and caught up with Ceil's mom, Uncle Lennie and Aunt Corrine, and Phil's wife Teresa. Drove to Pageland to top off the tank and pick up Mexican for supper.

Watched Miami / UVA. Neither team has a good QB. They are great athletes but poor quarterbacks. 10-6 with ten minutes to go. Maybe GT can beat these guys.

The Braves could change their name so the Cardinals reliever won't be offended. Suggestion: change to the Lumberjacks, and put a little hatchet on the jerseys, then hand out little foam hatchets and the fans can wave them and maybe sing a little song woooo woo woowoowoo but it's 2019 and you know how easily offended lumberjacks are these days. There's a relief pitcher for the Cleveland Indians who works during the offseason as a lumberjack and he's offended because of course nowadays lumberjacks don't use hatchets don't be silly they use chainsaws so they would have to hand out little foam chainsaws and the fans would have to hum: buzz buzz buzzbuzzbuzz.

I read on the internet that Popeyes may be in cahoots with the coming One World Government trying to wipe out chicken sandwiches once and for all. #eatmorchiken. Popeyes = mark of the beast

Why they lost: Folty pitched in striped socks for the first time all year.

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