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Saturday, January 22, 2022

Star-Studded Top Ten

David Letterman's first Top Ten list.
Letterman's last Top Ten was a star-studded affair, with number one delivered by Dave's first-ever guest on Late Night With David Letterman: Bill Murray.
Top Ten Things I've Always Wanted to Say to Dave: 
10. Alec Baldwin: Of all the talk shows, yours is the most geographically convenient to my home.
9. Barbara Walters: Did you know that you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi?
8. Steve Martin: Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity...and a mistake. 
7. Jerry Seinfeld: I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air. You know, I just thought of something - I'll be fine.  
6. Jim Carrey: Honestly, Dave, I've always found you to be a bit of an over-actor.
5. Chris Rock: I'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy.
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.
3. Peyton Manning: You are to comedy what I am to...comedy. 
2. Tina Fey: Thanks for finally proving that men can be funny. 
1. Bill Murray: I'll never have the money I owe you.


This farcical Morgan Freeman surgery scene from The Kominsky Method is getting to be typical of what conversations are turning in to these days.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-S2ly71e4U#di

Some dude on social media has good taste in helmets.
When the 49ers kicked their game-winning field goal
the Packers only had ten players on the field.
The first three playoff games this weekend
were all decided by last second game-winning field goals.
Tony Orlando almost released "Tie a Yellow Ribbon "Round the Old Oak Tree" as a lilting Irish ballad slowly sung like a lounge singer.

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