Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Spending Less on the Company Christmas Party

10. Invitation lists time of party as "7pm - 7:15pm"
9. Just eggs... no nog
8. This year's open bar is the water cooler
7. For snacks, he just breaks open the vending machines
6. Instead of a Christmas ham, it's Christmas bologna
5. The mistletoe was replaced with old tea bags
4. Decorations left over from Halloween; food left over from Thanksgiving
3. For party music everyone takes turns listening to his iPod
2. Entire party has been outsourced to India
1. He spent the money on that Senate seat in Illinois