David Letterman's first Top Ten list.
10. Alec Baldwin: Of all the talk shows, yours is the most geographically convenient to my home.
9. Barbara Walters: Did you know that you wear the same cologne as Muammar Qaddafi?
8. Steve Martin: Your extensive plastic surgery was a necessity...and a mistake.
7. Jerry Seinfeld: I have no idea what I'll do when you go off the air. You know, I just thought of something - I'll be fine.
6. Jim Carrey: Honestly, Dave, I've always found you to be a bit of an over-actor.
5. Chris Rock: I'm just glad your show is being given to another white guy.
4. Julia Louis-Dreyfus: Thanks for letting me take part in another hugely disappointing series finale.
3. Peyton Manning: You are to comedy what I am to...comedy.
2. Tina Fey: Thanks for finally proving that men can be funny.
1. Bill Murray: I'll never have the money I owe you.
This farcical Morgan Freeman surgery scene from The Kominsky Method is getting to be typical of what conversations are turning in to these days.
Some dude on social media has good taste in helmets.
Tony Orlando almost released "Tie a Yellow Ribbon "Round the Old Oak Tree" as a lilting Irish ballad slowly sung like a lounge singer.
When the 49ers kicked their game-winning field goal
the Packers only had ten players on the field.
The first three playoff games this weekend
were all decided by last second game-winning field goals.
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