Saturday, December 10, 2016

Leno on Fallon

On October 31st Jay Leno was on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Leno subbed in for Jimmy halfway through the monologue, so I watched it on Hulu and took notes. Leno told the classic old story of buying her mother a VCR when they just came out. He has also been guest-starring as a mechanic on Last Man Standing with Tim Allen and Nancy Travis, and a new season of Leno’s Garage has started on MSNBC.  
 
It’s a shame Halloween has become so over-commercialized. People have completely forgotten about Satan’s role in the holiday.
 
On Halloween police asked stores to not sell eggs or shaving crème to teenagers. You can tell which stores complied: they were covered in eggs and shaving crème.
 
Hillary got a scare this Halloween. She opened the door to find a kid in a lie detector costume. While campaigning she visited a kindergarten and taught them computer skills – especially the all-important DELETE key.
 
When kids screamed “trick or treat” at Mar Largo, Trump shows them - he declared bankruptcy. New York is suing Trump University for not being a real college. The lawsuit said students paid tuition but didn’t get an education or jobs. Sounds like a real university to me!
 
Over 21 million votes were cast early this year. These people just wanted to get the election over with.
 
At the recent Republican National Convention several of the speakers all had something in common: Rudy Gulliani had three wives. Newt Gingrich had three wives. Donald Trump had three wives. The only one with just one wife was Mitt Romney – and he’s the Mormon!
 
The economy is so bad:
 
In Milwaukee two men were arrested for joining ISIS. They were just trying to find jobs!

Of the 400 richest Americans – 200 have moved back in with their parents.
 
In LA young starlets are using the sun to get a tan.
 
In LA young starlets are marrying for love.
 
Pat Sajak had to take out a loan to buy a vowel (an old joke).
 
People were huddling around exploding Samsung phones just for the warmth!

Friday, December 09, 2016

The Week That Was

Verne Lundquist called the following epic moments:
 
2013: Chris Davis’ last second 109 yard TD return of a missed field goal to beat Alabama in the Iron Bowl.  
2005: Tiger’s chip-in on 16 in Augusta
1994: Winter Olympic ice skating: Nancy Kerrigan vs Tonya Harding: besides the Super Bowl, the most watched sporting event in history.
1992: Christian Laettner’s turnaround jumper to beat Kentucky
1986: Jack Nicklaus’ Masters win
 
Worked late last Friday night, since Ceil was at a school dinner. The dinner was catered by Ippilitos, so I guess I missed that. I really should attend such gatherings to be around other people, but my excuse was that I was worn out from a rough week. Stopped by three stores on the way home. Passed on a pair of Ken Griffey Jr shoes, but bought a nice pair of black leather Nike Lunar spikeless wing tip golf shoes. Watched Last Man Standing. Sunday watched “Christmas Cookies” and The Santa Claus 2.
 
Saturday morning I drove Ceil down to IKEA. The nearby Anthropologie was giving away free scoops of Jeni's ice cream. In the Anthropologie parking lot we saw Ernie Garrison and his wife driving past, but they didn’t see us. Saw fans headed to the SEC Championship game, and smoke from the Buckhead apartment fire.
 
We were across the street from the Howell Mill Taqueria. I’m sure Ceil wouldn’t have minded going there. She didn’t know I had eaten two hot dogs at IKEA. Last time I’ll do that. Cheap hot dogs, and they’ve switched out Pepsi products for off brand colas – that taste terrible. We’d talked about going to Costco, where the hot dogs are huge and tasty, but I didn’t want to stay gone all day. M had orientation for his new job at Whole Foods.
 
Saturday afternoon I raked leaves. Worked for several hours and got a lot done. Worked past when it started sprinkling. Times like that are always a good time to think. Some like to wear headphones and listen to music or podcasts and that's ok, but it's not me. I'd rather think. Remembered the old Pat Terry song "I Can't Wait to See Jesus" and decided I wanted Matthew to play guitar and sing that song at my funeral. Sunday after church I told that to Reid, who I knew would remember that song. Reid can be in charge of music at my funeral, and speak if he would.
 
Watch Bama beat Florida and Clemson edge the Hokies. More tributes to Verne Lundquist. Gary Danielson was on top of Bama kicker Adam Griffith's struggles with the Georgia Dome surface. Griffith changed shoes three times in pregame warm-ups. I wondered if Bama would opt to play out west so they wouldn't have to play in the Georgia Dome again, just to mess with Bama fans. Great blimp shots of the new Mercedes Stadium adjacent to the smaller Georgia Dome.   
 
Clemson always have trouble with mobile dual-threat quarterbacks like Louisville's Lamar Jackson and the FSU freshman. That means they should be ok against Ohio State but have trouble against Alabama. Of course the entire country has already decreed that the Buckeyes will beat Clemson - especially Las Vegas and Joey Galloway. The ex-Buckeye receiver grouped OSU in with Bama for having more talent than any other team. Needed Lee Corso to butt in with a "not so fast" but Corso is himself another Ohio State fan. At least Herbstreit is smart enough to be impartial on camera and on social media: "what - Clemson's an underdog?"
 
Had a chat with Scott Condra Sunday at JFBC. He didn't go to the game but will probably attend the National Championship Game. Bryant is preaching on women in the lineage of Christ. After the 11:15 service ended we stopped by Publix. I was so hungry I went in and bought a box of cereal to snack on while Ceil shopped. Later we had chili. I did laundry and watched football.     
 
Long day at work on Monday. Work was going smooth, then the afternoon I was crushed: constant phone calls and things to do. Left at 6:50. Traffic bad on the way home. Leftover beef stew and salad. I crashed after that. Ceil cooked stir fry. Saw the end of Jeopardy and The Voice, and Last Man Standing.  M came home with a drum set. I’m sure the neighbors will be thrilled.
 
Left work a little after 6 pm Tuesday night and stopped by the library, Kroger, and Dollar Tree. All in one shopping center, so I parked in a central spot and walked to all three. Kroger was busy. This big blue Dodge pickup pulled out in front of another car and made a wide turn, taking up two lanes and almost hit me. I should’ve honked. It was like he was expecting me to stop. Ceil cooked baked chicken and steamed broccoli. Jeopardy, The Middle, The Voice, and the movie Fever Pitch. I did my usual laptop stuff and cleaned out emails. M had a doctor’s appointment and a youth group meeting.


The big news: Tuesday Anna organized her portfolio (above) and made the cut to continue in the Graphic Design School at UGA. She had to submit her portfolio. She wants to serve a summer internship in NYC. https://instagram.com/p/BNsgHZJjc5u/

M’s first day at work was Wednesday night. He works 8 hours both Saturday and Sunday. I was just thinking how with M’s new job he will have to work Dec 24. Not sure exactly what he will be doing, perhaps cashier at the Merchants Walk Whole Foods across the way from the Willys, Trader Joes, and California Pizza Kitchen at Pinestraw Plaza in East Cobb. He needs to work in the butcher shop.

 
Been working on my bowl picks. This week I’ve sold a pair of Levi’s, a North Face Jacket, and three bobbleheads. Gotta ship them all now.
 
Thursday night Ceil baked potatoes and had meatballs and salad. Watched the college football awards show on ESPN. Went to get gas with M.
 
For the past few weeks my blog has gotten lots of pages views. Readership has skyrocketed. Then I noticed most of the readers are from France and Russia. Perhaps it’s my keen political views, or they like my sports reporting. Or maybe they want to steal my identity. They certainly don’t know me well.
 
I’ve only recently become a student of Tina Fey, but she is great. Never watched her show with Alec Baldwin. Loved her on Comedians in Cars, and I read her book as well. Tina comes off like such a normal person, yet hilariously funny. You can tell just by looking at her. Hilarious that she does make-up and shampoo commercials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZUxrrH2gt8 
 

A month or two ago while Ceil had been waiting in line at Talbots, the salesperson there had her enter a drawing for a pink Schwinn bicycle. Ceil won. Will just texted us: Mary-Clayton is officially a member of the family: today she won an Xbox game console.
 
Co-worker Rodney attended the SEC Championship Game. Said that outside the SEC Championship Game last Saturday they came across a girl at the porta-potty who was crying like a baby, like she’s just lost her dog. Turned out she’s dropped her phone down inside the porta-potty. I’m sure she learned a lesson she would never forget.
 
Co-worker Darryl attended Friday night’s Hawks game and Sunday’s Falcons game. Darryl pays $30 a month for an app, where he can attend as many sporting events as he wants: Falcons, Braves, Hawks, GT and Georgia State football and basketball, Gladiators hockey, Kennesaw State, etc. Tickets are nosebleed, but it gets him in the door.

Out of nowhere 790’s Nick Cellini started following me on Instagram. Just this morning on my commute I was thinking how much I enjoy listening to him and his cohorts.
 
Today’s dream job: lighthouse keeper. Or a lookout tasked with watching the ocean all day. Comes from the book I’m currently listening to: Islands in the Stream, Hemingway’s work that wasn’t published until after he died.

Thursday, December 08, 2016

Most Gold Glove Awards

Greg Maddux won more Gold Gloves than any player in history.
 
Most Gold Glove Awards:
 
18 Greg Maddux
16 Brooks Robinson, Jim Kaat
13 Ozzie Smith, Ivan Rodriguez
12 Roberto Clemente, Willie Mays
11 Keith Hernandez, Omar Vizquel
10 Johnny Bench, Andruw Jones, Ichiro Suzuki, Ken Griffey Jr, Al Kaline, Roberto Alomar, Mike Schmidt
09 Bob Gibson, Don Mattingly, Luis Aparicio, Ryne Sandberg
 
Maddux also has more sacrifice bunts than any right-handed pitcher in history, and won more games than any pitcher in the past 50 years. Maddux is the only pitcher with 300 wins to have fewer than 1000 walks. He has more putouts than any pitcher in history.
 
Most Gold Gloves by position:
 
P: Greg Maddux (18),  Jim Kaat (16), Bob Gibson (9)
C: Ivan Rodriguez (13), Johnny Bench (10), Yadier Molina (8)
1B: Keith Hernandez (11), Don Mattingly (9), George Scott (8)
2B: Roberto Alomar (10), Ryne Sandberg (9), Bill Mazeroski & Frank White (8)
3B: Brooks Robinson (16), Mike Schmidt (10), Scott Rolen (8)
SS: Ozzie Smith (13), Omar Zizquel (11), Luis Aparicio (9)
OF: Roberto Clemente & Willie Mays (12), Andruw Jones, Ken Griffey Jr, Al Kaline, & Ichiro Suzuki (10)
 
Ichiro Suzuki has the third most Gold Gloves for an outfielder, as well as the most hits in baseball history. Mays, Griffey, and Schmidt all hit more than 500 home runs. Mays, Clemente, and Ichiro all had over 3000 hits.
 
Gold Gloves won by Braves:
 
P Phil Niekro 1978-1980, 1982-1983
P Greg Maddux 1991-2002, 2004-2008
P Mike Hampton 2003
C Del Crandall 1958, 1959, 1960, 1962
C Joe Torre 1965
2B Felix Millan 1969, 1972
3B Terry Pendleton 1992
SS Andrelton Simmons 2013-2014
OF Hank Aaron 1958, 1959, 1960
OF Dale Murphy 1982-1986
OF Marquis Grissom 1995-1996
OF Andruw Jones 1998-2007
OF Jeff Francoeur 2007
OF Jason Heyward 2012, 2014
OF Ender Inciarte 2016
 
So many recent Braves have won that you wonder if Turner Field’s poor lighting had been taken into consideration.
 
 

Wednesday, December 07, 2016

My Heisman Vote

Last year there were two running backs and one quarterback invited to New York for the Heisman Trophy announcement. For better or worse, this year there are three QB’s and one WR and LB – a more normal distribution. The five 2016 finalists, in alphabetical order:
 
Louisville QB Lamar Jackson: first player in FBS history with 3300 yards passing and 1500 yards rushing. Broke the ACC single-season record with 51 touchdowns. ACC player of the year. The favorite for most of the year, but faded with poor performances in his final two games, both losses. Other negatives: plays in the ACC. Strength of schedule not the greatest. Only a sophomore. Lost three games. Jackson was the favorite after a monster September. But like McCaffrey last year, he could lose to a player from a better team.
 
Oklahoma QB Baker Mayfield: led nation in QB efficiency and completion percentage, gained 3669 yards passing with 44 TD’s. Led Oklahoma to a conference championship. Last year he finished 4th in the Heisman voting. Negatives: his own teammate will draw votes away from him.

Michigan LB Jabrill Peppers did not win the Butkus Award, given to the top defensive player in the country – or the Bronco Nagurski Award for the nation’s best defensive player. Alabama linebackers Reuben Foster and Jonathan Allen won those awards. Had Peppers won those awards AND played on at least one of the top four teams, PERHAPS then he could be considered. But then, why weren’t Foster or Allen considered? (1) Since they play for the same team, votes were spread out between them, (2) Alabama plays in the South, and (3) Peppers plays in the North.
 
Clemson QB Deshaun Watson: 4443 yards of total offense and 43 TD’s. Beat Jackson’s Louisville team (and Mayfield’s Oklahoma squad in last year’s playoff game). Led Tigers to an ACC Championship, a spot in the Playoff, and a 12-1 record – the best of the five finalists. Watson was also a Heisman finalist last year, finishing third. He is graduating from Clemson in three years. Negatives: plays in the ACC – and the South. Watson SHOULD win, but very possibly won’t.
 
Oklahoma WR Dede Westbrook: 1465 yards receiving with 16 TD’s – ranking 4th in the nation in receiving yards per game (122.1). Reached 100 yards receiving in 8 of his last 9 games. Negative: voters unlikely to cast ballots for two players from one team (but hey, he is in the top five).
 
Fans may be amazed at Jackson’s statistics and forget his role in his team’s three losses. Watson’s stats are only slightly worse – yet his team only lost one game. Plus, this was Watson’s second straight great season. You can make the same argument for Mayfield.
 
I wasn’t following individual college players this year either. Not sure how Mayfield did, though Stanford had a new QB this year, which may have been why they didn’t do as well as last season. Still, the Cardinal finished strong. Washington QB Jake Browning was left out as well, as was the Texas back who led the nation in rushing.
 
As a group the Heisman electorate favors candidates from the north over the south and west. Last year Pac 12 player of the year Christian McCaffrey complied the greatest season in college football history, yet did not win the Heisman. Voters famously chose Michigan defensive back Charles Woodson over Tennessee QB Peyton Manning. It is quite possible this year voters could look at the negatives and pick favored son Peppers ahead of the others. That would be a shame.      
 
My vote:
5. Westbrook: not the best player on his own team.
4. Peppers: strong finish for a linebacker.
3. Jackson: faded at the end.
2. Mayfield: great performance 2 straight years
1. Watson: slightly better than Mayfield the past 2 years.

A word about media bias: the media may say they’re unbiased, but that’s a lie. As in politics, writers and voters naturally migrate to the teams and players they see most often. Every week Michigan and Ohio State play at noon (or prime time) on ABC or ESPN. Teams like Oklahoma usually play later in the day. ACC teams like Clemson and Louisville usually play on smaller networks, at varying times, or even on Thursday or Friday. As a Southerner, I’m certainly biased toward the teams and players I see the most. To say otherwise is a fallacy.  

Tuesday, December 06, 2016

College Bowl Schedule

12.17 Celebration Bowl Atlanta: NC Central vs Grambling 
12.17 New Mexico Bowl: New Mexico vs. Texas San Antonio 
12.17 Las Vegas Bowl: Houston (MWC) vs San Diego State (Pac12)
12.17 Cure Bowl: Central Florida (American) vs Arkansas State (Sun Belt)
12.17 Camellia Bowl: Appalachian State vs Toledo
12.17 New Orleans Bowl: Southern Miss vs Louisiana Lafayette
 
12.19 Miami Beach Bowl: Central Michigan vs Tulsa
12.20 Boca Raton Bowl: Memphis vs Western Kentucky
12.21 Poinsettia Bowl: BYU vs Wyoming (MWC)
12.22 Idaho Potato Bowl: Idaho vs Colorado State
 
12.23 Bahamas Bowl: Eastern Michigan vs Old Dominion
12.23 Armed Forces Bowl: #25 Navy vs Louisiana Tech
12.23 Dollar General Bowl: Ohio vs Troy
12.24 Hawaii Bowl: Middle Tennessee vs Hawaii
 
12.26 St Petersburg Bowl: Miami of Ohio vs Mississippi State (SEC)
12.26 Quick Lane Bowl: Boston College (ACC) vs Maryland (Big10)
12.26 Independence Bowl: NC State (ACC) vs Vanderbilt (SEC)
 
12.27 Heart of Dallas Bowl: Army vs North Texas
12.27 Military Bowl: Wake Forest (ACC) vs #24 Temple (American)
12.27 Holiday Bowl: Minnesota (Big Ten) vs Washington State (Pac12)
12.27 Cactus Bowl: Baylor (Big12) vs Boise State (Pac12)
 
12.28 Pinstripe Bowl: #23 Pittsburgh (ACC) vs Northwestern (Big10)
12.28 Russell Athletic Bowl: Miami (ACC) vs #16 West Virginia (Big12)
12.28 Foster Farms Bowl: Indiana (Big10) vs #19 Utah (Pac12)
12.28 Texas Bowl: Texas A&M (SEC) vs Kansas State (Big12)
 
12.29 Birmingham Bowl: South Florida (American) vs South Carolina (SEC)
12.29 Belk Bowl: #22 Virginia Tech (ACC) vs Arkansas (SEC)
12.29 Alamo Bowl: #12 Oklahoma State (Big12) vs #10 Colorado (Pac12)
 
12.30 Liberty Bowl: TCU (Big12) vs Georgia (SEC)
12.30 Sun Bowl: North Carolina (ACC) vs #18 Stanford (Pac12)
12.30 Music City Bowl: #21 Tennessee (SEC) vs Nebraska (Big10)
12.30 Arizona Bowl: South Alabama vs Air Force
12.30 Orange Bowl: #11 FSU (ACC) vs #6 Michigan (Big10)
 
12.31 Citrus Bowl: #20 LSU (SEC) vs #13 Louisville (ACC)
12.31 TaxSlayer Bowl: Kentucky (SEC) vs Georgia Tech (ACC)
12.31 Peach Bowl: (1) Alabama (13-0 SEC) vs (4) Washington (Pac 12)
12.31 Fiesta Bowl: (2) Clemson (12-1 ACC) vs (3) Ohio State (Big10)
 
1.02 Outback Bowl: Iowa (Big10) vs #17 Florida (SEC)
1.02 Cotton Bowl: #8 Wisconsin (Big10) vs #15 Western Michigan
1.02 Rose Bowl: #5 Penn State (Big10) vs #9 Southern Cal (Pac12)
1.02 Sugar Bowl: #7 Oklahoma (Big12) vs #14 Auburn (SEC)
 
1.09 National Championship Game Tampa 8:30 pm ESPN

Monday, December 05, 2016

Signs of Burnout

Signs you’re burning out, and how to stop it, another article by Thomas Bradberry for LinkedIn. (ME: I typed this up several weeks ago, and posted this tonight after getting home late from a long day at work. Is that a bad sign?).
 
Even the best jobs can lead to burnout. The harder you work and the more motivated you are to succeed, the easier it is to get in over your head. Burnout is increasing as technology blurs the lines between work and home (ever notice it is always work infringing on home, and not the other way around?). 53% say work leaves them overtired and overwhelmed (some insensitive managers would say just suck it up, not realizing that doesn’t work for everyone). “Burnout from my current job” is one of the top reasons why people quit.
 
You get burnt out when you feel like you’re putting more into your work than you’re getting out of it. While this happens when your job isn’t rewarding, more often it’s because you aren’t taking care of yourself. Before you can treat and prevent burnout, you need to recognize the warning signs so you’ll know when to take action:
 
1. Health Problems – either physically or mentally. Back pain, depression, heart disease, obesity, or just getting sick a lot. Consider the role your work plays in this. You’ll know when burnout is affecting your health, and you’ll have to decide whether your approach to work is worth the consequences.
 
2. Cognitive difficulties: Stress hammers the part of the brain responsible for executive function. This impacts memory, decision-making abilities, emotional control, and focus. When you notice you’re making silly mistakes, forgetting important things, having outbursts of emotion, or making poor decisions, you’re likely burning out.
 
3. Difficulty with work and personal relationships: Stress bleeds over into everything you do, especially how you interact with people. Even when you feel you’re keeping your stress under control at work, it can rear its ugly head at home. Often it’s your relationships that suffer. Stress makes many people more likely to snap at others, lose their cool, and get involved in silly unnecessary conflicts. Others are more inclined to withdraw and avoid people they care about.
 
4. Taking your work home with you.
 
5. Fatigue: Burnout often leads to exhaustion because of the toll stress takes on your mind and body. Waking up with no energy after a good night’s sleep, drinking large amounts of caffeine to get your through the day, or having trouble staying awake at work.  
 
6. Negativity – even when you’re usually a positive person. If you find yourself focusing on the down side of situations, judging others and feeling cynical, it’s clear that negativity has taken hold and it’s time for you to do something about it. 
 
7. Decreased satisfaction: Projects and people that used to get you excited no longer do so. This makes work more difficult because no matter what you’re putting into your job, you don’t feel like you’re getting much out of it.
 
8. Losing Your Motivation: Instead of going work for the sake of the work itself your motivation stems from fear – of missing deadlines, letting people down, or getting fired. What if those things don’t motivate you?
 
9. Performance Issues: people who burn out are often high achievers, so when their performance begins to slip other’s don’t always notice. It’s crucial to monitor you slippage. If you see a dip in your performance it’s time to determine if burnout is behind it (is my work slipping, or has the workload increased so much that I’m doing more than ever but it’s not enough to keep up?).
 
10. Poor Self-Care: Life is a constant struggle against the things that feel good momentarily but aren’t good for you. When you experience burnout your self-control wanes and you find yourself succumbing to temptations more easily. This is mostly due to the way stress compromises your decision-making and self-control, and also partially due to lower levels of confidence and motivation.
 
FIGHTING BURNOUT – a simple matter of self-care. You need good ways to separate yourself from your work so you can recharge and find balance.
 
1. Disconnect: the most important strategy. If you can’t find time to remove yourself electronically from your work, you’ve never really left work (not a big problem for me).
 
2. Pay Attention to Your Body Signals: Oftentimes aches and pains are an accumulation of stress and anxiety. Burnout manifests in your body, so learn to pay attention to your body’s signals so you can nip burnout in the bud. Your body is talking but you have to listen.
 
3. Schedule Relaxation. Gives you something to look forward to (not a problem for me).
 
4. Stay Away From Sleeping Pills – anything you take that sedates you so you can sleep. Alcohol, Nyquil, Benadryl, Valium, Ambien. These substances greatly disrupt your brain’s natural sleep process. Have you noticed that sedatives can give you some really strange dreams? As you sleep your brain removes harmful toxins, it cycles through various stages of stages, at times shuffling through the day’s memories for storing or discarding them (which causes dreams). Sedation interferes with these cycles, altering the brain’s natural process. Anything that interferes with the brain’s natural sleep process has dire consequences for the quality of your sleep. You need adequate, quality sleep to avoid burnout. Usually not a problem for me.  
 
5. Get Organized: most of the stress we experience on a daily basis doesn’t stem from having too much work, instead it stems from being too disorganized to handle the work effectively. When you take time to get organized the work feels much more manageable.
 
6. Take Regular Breaks During the Workday: Physiologically we work best in spurts of an hour and a half, followed by 15 minute breaks. If you wait until you feel tired to take a break it’s too late – you’ve already missed the window of peak productivity, and fatigued yourself unnecessarily in the process. Keeping to a schedule ensures you work when you’re most productive and rest during times you’d otherwise be unproductive.   
 
7. Lean on Your Support System: It’s tempting to withdraw from other people when you’re feeling stressed, but they can be powerful allies in the war against burnout. Spending time with people who care about you helps you remove yourself from the stresses of work and reminds you to live a little and have fun.
 
RECAP: If these strategies don’t work for you, it may be your job that’s the problem. The wrong job can cause burnout just by itself. In that case you’ll have to decide what’s more important: your work or your health.
 

Sunday, December 04, 2016

The Old Lefty

Ceil wasn't the only one to throw baseballs at the Turner Field open house.
I hate posting pictures of myself, but it was a slow day.

Saturday, December 03, 2016

Revenge of the Nerds

Things every Type-B person wishes you knew, another list from Travis Bradberry for LinkedIn.  Bradberry says Type A’s are the candles that light the room, usually burning at both ends, and Type B’s are merely the mirrors reflecting the same light – and not receiving as much recognition for it. At least Bradberry, himself a Type A, has it half right.
 
Since Type B’s aren’t as in your face about their contributions, they have a tendency to get mislabeled as lazy or indifferent. Originally Type A personalities were determined as impatient and more prone to heart disease. The traits that Type A’s assume are the products of laziness or indifference are distinct personality characteristics that help Type B’s achieve and prosper.
 
Unlike Type A’s, Type B’s don’t feel like they have to be perfect. They’re OK with recognizing and admitting their weaknesses. Type B’s are also easier to get along with. They tend to be supportive rather than pushing, rushing, and criticizing others. Type B’s don’t jump to conclusions. Since they’re not in a constant rush they take time to analyze all the facts instead of hurrying to just reach a conclusion as soon as possible. Type B’s won’t keep beating a dead horse. A’s can obsess with making their chosen strategy work, but B’s can easily switch gears when it becomes obvious something isn’t working.
 
Type B’s deserve a lot more credit than they get. What it means to be a Type B:
 
We’re not lazy, just laid back. We care just as much about our goals as Type A’s. But the goals are a journey, not a sprint. We may stop and smell the roses along the way, but we’re still focused on where we’re going.
 
We have a plan. Just because we’re not telling everyone in sight every little thing we do, it doesn’t mean we’re not doing anything. We just keep it to ourselves.
 
We care. We’re not disengaged or indifferent. We care so much that we work at the pace we’re most effective.
 
We’re content. And that’s a good thing. Type B’s report a higher level satisfaction with our lives. That lets us enjoy today without worrying so much about what we must achieve tomorrow.
 
We’re healthier than Type A’s. We suffer less stress, which can lead to insomnia, relationship problems, substance abuse, and the aforementioned heart problems. Our ability to relax paves the way for better decision-making, and helps us avoid cancer, fight off infections, and maintain a healthy weight (ME: most of the time, anyway).
 
We make great friends. We see the best in everyone – including those insufferable Type A’s. We don’t view life as a competition. Lawd you can tell a Type A wrote this. Robert Lewis Stevenson: “Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”
 
We work best when we’re allowed to color outside the lines. We’d rather have a blank canvas than a color by numbers.
 
We like group projects (?) B’s focus on the process as well as the outcome, and are happy to share the credit and success. In some of these details Bradberry’s guesses are downright incorrect. These I will leave out.
 
Type B's admire and respect Type A's – but we wouldn’t trade places. “We’re awed by your drive and breathtaking pace” – what? Bradberry is full of his Type A self. Is he making this crap up? Maybe we don’t, Travis! Bradberry is partially right: We’re wise enough to know that we’re not wired that way. We’re content to hang out in the slow lane and see you at the finish line (don’t forget the story of the tortoise and the hare, Travis!). B's are the ones who are smiling calmly, rather than gasping for breath.    
 
Perhaps Bradberry should stick to writing about the things he knows, rather than trying to be all things to all men.
 
One he missed: Type B’s aren’t so full of ourselves that we have to list every degree, title, mission statement, and fax number after our names in an effort to impress strangers we’ll never meet - unlike the Type A's screaming for attention by posting comments on Bradberry's posts.  
 
 
Also insufferable: the screaming for attention titles for all these posts.

Friday, December 02, 2016

Greatest Pass Receptions?

Watched the NFL Network’s Top Ten Pass Receptions of all time. As usual, the list was only ranked to spur discussion. This from the network who brought you “Tackle My Ride.”  
 
Honorable Mention: RC Owens’ alley oop catch
HM: Montana to John Taylor to beat Bengals in Super Bowl.
HM: Terrell Owens last second TD catch to win a Wild Card game.
10. The Immaculate Reception (should be first).
9. Tom Brady to Randy Moss
8. Blink and you missed it?
7. Antonio Freeman on Monday Night Football
6. A Seahawks’ bobbling catch?
5. Lynn Swann’s Super Bowl catch against the Cowboys
4. The Giants’ Odel Beckham’s one-handed TD catch
3. Antonio Holmes’ Super Bowl-winning TD catch with 34 seconds left
2. Dwight Clark’s “The Catch” to beat the Cowboys for the NFC Championship
1. Giants’ David Tyre’s Super Bowl catch off his helmet
   My rank:
HM: Fred Belitnikoff in Super Bowl against Vikings
HM: Herschel Walker’s 93 yard TD reception for Eagles
HM: Montana to John Taylor to win Super Bowl
10. Falcons Hail Mary to beat Saints
9. John Mackey Super Bowl tipped TD against Cowboys
8. Billy White Shoes Johnson’s game-winning TD for Falcons
7. Antonio Freeman on MNF
6. NYG Beckham’s one-hander
5. NYG David Tyre against helmet
4. Lynn Swann
3. Antonio Holmes
2. Dwight Clark
1. The Immaculate Reception


Thursday, December 01, 2016

Last Requests

Tuesday evening after M’s doctor appointment we ate at Jalisco. Marby Rainer and his wife were eating with a couple I didn’t know. Mary Elizabeth Teem was just finishing up, and we had a nice chat. Hadn’t seen her since the choir reunion. Her table was next to a shelf filled with Mexican vases and other trinkets. I posted a picture of the shelf on Facebook, saying that when I die I wanted Mary Elizabeth to sneak my ashes onto that shelf. Bruce, who overanalyzes everything, very humorously commented “That leads to so many questions. I don’t even know where to begin.” True. I could’ve answered, but thought it was funnier if I didn’t.
 
Answers to unasked questions:
1 Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated. I am in relatively good health.
2. Ceil and I are happily married.
3. Ceil would have no use for my ashes.
4. In lieu of making my family go out of the way to spread my ashes somewhere (a baseball field?), Jalisco seems like as good a place as any.
5. I “see” Mary Elizabeth on Facebook. Known her since she was 9 and I was 19. We rarely cross paths.  
6. It’s nice that she’d willing to fulfill my last request. I’d like to think I’d be as willing to do likewise.
7. Bruce did not know we’d seen each other at Jalisco. Most understood my comment to be a joke, though the idea would be fun.
 
Didn’t get home until almost 10 pm. Somehow Ceil beat me home. Watched some Last Man Standing, a PBS special on The Carpenters, and Bernie Sanders on Conan.  
 
There used to be one of those official putt putt courses south of Macon. It was a long way away, down near the seven bridges area. I’d go there some in high school and college. When I was a kid the only McDonalds in town was way down there, but we’d occasionally make the trip. The one with the huge golden arches that you’d walk up and order, and eat outside. Later they built a Burger Chef closer to home, so we’d go there instead. Before they built Shakey’s Pizza we’d go to this stuffy Italian restaurant. The pizza there was like the Chef Boy Ore Dee we used to get at the grocery store.
 
There are no dinosaurs to putt around or windmills at the two remaining courses. The holes are pretty standard with some bumps and bank shots to make. Similar to that on line putt putt game (that does have a windmill or two). Both courses aren’t super flat, like that one in Chamblee used to be. In Chamblee that official putt putt place had three 18 hole courses. We used to go there when I was at Tech. I used to think Wayne Price was so cool for using his own putter that he kept in the trunk of his car.
 
EXTREME CLIMATE CHANGE CORNER:
 
1. Drought: I was out of the loop on the Gatlinburg fires. Someone joked those wax museums better watch out. Longest stretch without rain in 142 years. What? These extreme conditions happened before? Doesn’t that mean the climate is NOT changing – that what’s happened in the past is happening again?
 
2. Tornados: Not sure exactly where Heather Swilley lives in East Cobb, but a couple of trees near her were sheared off. Slugging catcher Andrew Arasmith’s neighborhood had trees down. Just a few branches down in my yard. I drove home from my focus group in the dark. A wreck in Sandy Springs had an intersection blocked. Saw on Bradford Pear tree down, not quite blocking the road. Didn’t see it until the last minute. Got gas so I took little windy two lane Bishop Lake Road. A crew was working on some power lines – right behind my friend Reid’s house. Turned out their power had been out for over 8 hours. And what’s new about tornados? Our area has been having them for as long as I can remember. And recent memory is all that counts with climate change, right?   
 
Left work at 5:20 for my focus group on Tetley iced tea. The eight of us all contributed and had a fun time.
 
1. Big Frank from New Jersey could talk about anything, including a girl’s cell phone texting prowess.
2. Pretty girl in a cartoon T-shirt. Nice smile. Didn’t talk too much but made good points. We may have been in a previous group together. I remembered the T-shirt.
3. Pleasant mother of three children aged 1, 2, and 3. Spoke several languages. Also from Jersey. Gentle manner. Made good points and knew her tea.
4. Woman who lived in a household of nine. Brewed a lot of tea. Bought 100 at a time.
5. Kristin, the mother of a special needs 16 year old.  Brought the same Tetley box as me.
6. Outspoken Randy, retired from the military. A little like Uncle Si with his tea and camo cap. Kept us in stiches. Luzianne man.
7. An older lady who likes ginger in her tea. New Balance sneakers and Fitbit Blaze.
8. Jean the moderator was a fashionable older lady, who laughed along with us. Halfway through the session Frank said her sweater looked like Oreos. Kinda weird moment. Randy dissed corduroys, which she was wearing.
9. I didn’t talk as much as Frank or Randy, but made some good points and jokes.
 
The consensus of the group was that Iced Tea – aka Sweet Tea – was uniquely Southern. Luzianne and to a lesser extent Lipton were the leaders, based on taste and packaging. Tetley is thought of as an English hot tea, even though their iced tea is produced in Georgia. The cold blue box doesn’t really scream Southern Iced Tea. The tea we sampled wasn’t that good.   
 
Monday night C ran to the mall to do some Christmas shopping. I went home and crashed. C had made spaghetti using spicy chicken sausage from Whole Foods. Not my favorite.