Sunday, January 04, 2009

Bowls Ranked by Name

UniWatch is my favorite website, and I certainly admire/respect/envy Paul Lucas. He has the enviable task of shepherding a nation of uni devotees, many of whom argue on posts to his blog over small uniform nuaces. Paul polices these posts with wit, humor, and authority…it’s his domain, and rightfully he makes the rules.

Paul and I have differences of opinion from time to time. He is a Brooklyner devoted to the Mets, while I’m a Southerner who loves the Braves. He made a recent comment on his blog, refusing to call the Chick-fil-A Bowl by name. It is consistent with his treatment of corporate America in sports, which I agree with.

When I posted a reply stating the virtues of Chick-fil-A, it was met with typical internet replies by commenters more interested in hushing Christianity and allowing second-half beer sales (which is probably more a Georgia Dome/NCAA policy than Chick-fil-A’s!?). At first I thought I'd dump all this on him, but he gets enough grief as it is.

Anyway, here’s how the bowls rank, based on name alone:

34. R+L Carriers New Orleans Bowl
33. GMAC (short, but with a government bailout)
32. Meinke Car Care
31. Roady’s Humanitarian
30. majicJack St. Petersburg
29. Papajohns.com (points off for the “.com”)
28. Bell Helicopter Armed Forces
27. SD County Credit Union Poinsettia
26. Gaylord Hotels Music City
25. Brut Sun (anti-perspirant bowl!)
24. AutoZone Liberty
23. Konica Minolta Gator
22. EagleBank
21. Chick-fil-A
20. Capital One
19. Insight
18. FedEx BCS Natl Championship
17. Motor City
16. Valero Alamo
15. Pioneer Las Vegas
14. Pacific Life Holiday
13. Sheraton Hawaii
12. Champs Sports
11. Outback
10. Tostitos Fiesta
9. AT&T Cotton
8. AllState Sugar
7. FedEx Orange
6. Rose Bowl presented by Citi
5. Emerald
4. International
3. New Mexico
2. Texas
1. Independence

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