10.Drops his pants every time he hears, "Come on down!"
9.Contestants couldn't concentrate on pricing with that "old man smell"
8.35 years of exposure to Turtle Wax has taken a toll on his body
7.Show taping conflicts with the early-bird specials at Shoney's
6.At his age, he really belongs on "60 Minutes"
5.Giving useless crap away to white trash not so fulfilling anymore
4.Backstage vodka no longer deadens pain of annoying Plinko game
3.Dogs and cats are now extinct
2.Needs to stay focused on his quest to nail Britney Spears
1.CBS decided two creepy old guys were too much